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US Map Of Average Penis Sizes
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Average Penis Size By State

Let’s take a minute to talk about the penis. Here at Bespoke Surgical, we often talk about assholes, anal, and all things bottom (especially bottoming), but right now, we are going to focus on the other delightful part that’s just a few inches away. To us, there’s no such thing as a bad penis.

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Tales from the Tail — IFB (Internal Fistulotomy for Bottoms)

Client’s Tale Every time I take a dick up my ass, I get this burning sensation. Small, big, wrist-thick—you fucking name it, it’s all irritating. I have done everything in an attempt to mitigate this sensation: constantly changing to different lubricants, trying different brands when using condoms, and also swapping out all of my toys

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PSA: Bleeding After Anal Sex Is Not Normal

There is nothing normal about bleeding with anal intercourse. While it may be common, it is not normal. Last night, I stopped by the podcast GayTalk 2.0 for my regular appearance, during which we spoke of last week’s double penetration blog post and the repercussions to boot. Nick Bussett, one of the hosts, confessed

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Bespoke Surgical: A Place for All Assholes

All day, I see assholes. I don’t discriminate — I treat all assholes, regardless of gender or sexuality. Luckily, the narrative of anal intercourse has become commonplace, thanks to coverage in the popular press these days, swaying way beyond just us homos. Last week, Women’s Health featured a quote from me on — you guessed it — the “how to”

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PSA: Say “No” to a Lateral Internal Sphincterotomy!

Over and over we write a tale of someone who is way too fucking tight. Too tight to even take a shit, let alone think about getting a cock up the ass. And the reason we started this blog was to educate each and everyone of you, some of whom do not have the

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Tales from the Tail — Don’t Get Cocky with that Cock Ring

Ring, ring. Let me first start by saying: I’m the kind of person who tries to find humor in otherwise serious situations (I guess that’s how I cope with things). As I recounted my story with Dr. Goldstein, I couldn’t help but laugh at myself for getting *stuck* in a *tight* situation. However, what

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The Experience of Coming Out for LGBTQ+ Individuals

National Coming Out Day is observed each year on October 11th as a way to celebrate individuals coming out as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or another identity (LGBTQ+). It began on October 11th 1988, exactly a year after the 1987 March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights took place and half a

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HPV Vaccine Expanded to Include Ages 27–45

Client’s Tale Dude, my life sucked for a full year. It started after I was rimmed and from then on, I started developing some bumps on my asshole. The rimming felt fucking awesome, but when I found out the bumps were actually anal warts from the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), my viewpoint quickly changed. My

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PSA: Say “No” to a Lateral Internal Sphincterotomy!

Over and over we write a tale of someone who is way too fucking tight. Too tight to even take a shit, let alone think about getting a dick up the ass. And the reason we started this blog was to educate each and everyone of you, some of whom do not have the appropriate

Tales from the Tail — Preventative Antibiotics?
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Tales from the Tail: STD Prevention in the Raw Era

The Tale When someone asks me to sum up my year in one word it’s quite simple — fucked. Lots and lots of fucking. I go through phases, just like everyone else, and I am not proud to admit how many times I got treated this year for the myriad of sexually transmitted diseases. But I