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Tales from the Tail — Who Doesn’t Love to Get Their Ass Eaten?

Client’s Tale Who doesn’t love to get their ass eaten? I can surely say I do. I mean, I really do. It’s like a total fucking must for me. If you want to even think about sticking whatever dick into me, first things first. Actually, the truth is that I get fucked more for

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How to Bottom:
8 Steps For Being a Great Bottom Partner

The experts at Bespoke Surgical have compiled eight essential steps for being a good bottom partner. From diet to positioning to toys, we’ve covered it all to ensure you’re both prepared and able to have the best experience possible. How to be a good bottom 1. Step Zero: What to Eat (and Avoid) 2. Step

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Tales from the Tail —We Ain’t Seeing Hole to Hole

Client’s Tale I do not wanna talk bad about my ex, but (you knew there was a butt)… He had a small cock. Me (the bottom) plus his cock? It was more than manageable. Sometimes so accommodating that I didn’t feel a fucking thing. That wasn’t why we broke up, though. It’s just a

The Most Popular Queer Eye Member By US Region
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The Most Popular Queer Eye Member In Every State

Queer Eye Season 3 is set to hit Netflix on March 15 and the announcement has fans of the Emmy-winning show excited about catching up on all the heartwarming stories and life-changing makeover goodness with the Fab Five. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a good binge-watching session? The show has propelled the members of the

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Tales from the Tail —Get a Load of This (NSFW)

*Graphic Nudity Below* Client’s Tale There’s a secret underground fetish of size that lives in the shadows of the gay kink world. We hide due to fear of judgement, rejection, and outright ridicule from people who would otherwise make us feel like outcasts and freaks. Quite honestly, we are… For as long as I can

US Map Of Average Penis Sizes
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Average Penis Size By State

Let’s take a minute to talk about the penis. Here at Bespoke Surgical, we often talk about assholes, anal, and all things bottom (especially bottoming), but right now, we are going to focus on the other delightful part that’s just a few inches away. To us, there’s no such thing as a bad penis.

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Tales from the Tail — IFB (Internal Fistulotomy for Bottoms)

Client’s Tale Every time I take a dick up my ass, I get this burning sensation. Small, big, wrist-thick—you fucking name it, it’s all irritating. I have done everything in an attempt to mitigate this sensation: constantly changing to different lubricants, trying different brands when using condoms, and also swapping out all of my toys

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PSA: Bleeding After Anal Sex Is Not Normal

There is nothing normal about bleeding with anal intercourse. While it may be common, it is not normal. Last night, I stopped by the podcast GayTalk 2.0 for my regular appearance, during which we spoke of last week’s double penetration blog post and the repercussions to boot. Nick Bussett, one of the hosts, confessed

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Bespoke Surgical: A Place for All Assholes

All day, I see assholes. I don’t discriminate — I treat all assholes, regardless of gender or sexuality. Luckily, the narrative of anal intercourse has become commonplace, thanks to coverage in the popular press these days, swaying way beyond just us homos. Last week, Women’s Health featured a quote from me on — you guessed it — the “how to”

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